i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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