yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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