I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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