I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
MIDGETS
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Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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