fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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