just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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