He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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