I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just had sex on a roof
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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