so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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