new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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