So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
no you cant smoke seaweed
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
