haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
