Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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