It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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