this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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