Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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