Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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