That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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