Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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