Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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