Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
