I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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