He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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