i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Who died my cat blue again?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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