I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
