Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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