don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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