Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Randomize
