Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
did you just send me my own nude
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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