Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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