Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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