If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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