I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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