: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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