i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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