I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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