super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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