Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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