turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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