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Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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