How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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