You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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