Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
nutella sex= disaster
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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