the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She even gives head with a lisp.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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