my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he shaved USA in his pubs
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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