I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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