Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My vagina is officially offended.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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