You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
i out mim tonsoeep
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