i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
