He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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