Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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