She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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