I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
